HOBO ALBOS BIG ADVENTURE

RATED M

Based on a 100% true story (probably), you’ll step into the crusty shoes of Hobo Albo: once a family man, now a hobo and self-proclaimed “man of leisure” on a mission for the ultimate revenge. After his boss at Jollibee ruined his life and turned him into a walking Florida Man headline, Albo is out to settle the score—and maybe snatch some treasures along the way.

Fight your way through the wild streets of Florida!

Raccoons fighting you for the last precious blueberry muffin? PULL UP!!.

Cigarettes and crack pipes? That’s your fuel! (Don’t ask how it works—it’s science.)

At night, Albo becomes the ultimate peeping tom—taking “window shopping” to disturbing new heights.

But what’s the ultimate goal? Revenge on Jollibee? Nah, too mainstream. Albo’s real dream is to collect enough coins to buy the prize of a lifetime: a Kirby doll. Because even hobos have standards.

Gameplay Features:

Shopping Cart Mode: When your legs give out or you need to go full nosferatu, hop into your trusty shopping cart to reach high places and keep the chaos rolling.

Intense muffin fights. Yes, that’s a thing.

Epic Prison Escape: Get locked up for reasons (probably involving blueberry muffins or public indecency)

A moral compass? We left that in another game.